Protect Yourself from CryptoLocker

So I was going to write a post about Tesla's big beat after the market yesterday and how the stock is off to the races today, but I came across a computer virus yesterday that was so nasty I wanted to make you guys aware of it so you don't get victimized.

I do a bit of IT consulting on the side for C-level guys who are technophobic. I was scheduled to do a training with one such CEO yesterday, when he asked me if I'd ever heard of CryptoLocker and was it some kind of service. In fact I had heard of CryptoLocker recently on the Skeptics Guide to the Universe podcast, and the fact that this CEO was asking me about it could only mean one thing: he was infected. Sure enough, he said a timer had popped up on his desktop, his files had been stolen, and he had 72 hours to pay $400 through Bitcoin to get his files back or they'd be deleted forever.

Unfortunately, this thing is for real. It comes disguised as an email from UPS or FedEx with tracking information in PDF format attached, only it ain't a PDF. It's a double-extension executable file that installs itself on your hard drive, steals and encrypts all your files, and then demands a ransom for you to recover them. Because the ransom is paid with Bitcoin, it's impossible to track where the money is going. Up to now, the hackers have been true to their word and have returned the files once the ransom has been paid.

That's not to say they'll continue keeping their word, or won't extort even more money once you've paid them. In short, you should never pay hackers a ransom for your data.

In order to protect yourself from CryptoLocker and other viruses using double extensions to install themselves, you can download the following free application which will make it impossible for you to download them:

http://www.foolishit.com/vb6-projects/cryptoprevent/

It's important to note that this only affects Windows machines, so if you're a Mac weirdo you're in the clear.

The best lines of defense are:

  1. Make regular backups that include a mirror of your hard drive. That way if you have to nuke your hard drive back to the stone age you can just do a restore and be back in business. If you're not backing up, start backing up now.
  2. Never download attachments from people you don't know. I know this goes without saying in this day and age, but obviously people still do it. UPS and FedEx (and the USPS, for that matter) will never send you an attachment with tracking info. Don't fall for it.

This is a nasty bug, and the guys behind it are pretty brazen. If you find that you're infected you can try to do a system restore from a point before the suspected time of your infection, but this has only had limited success. Removal instructions are here:

http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/virus-removal/cryptolocker-ransomware-i…

As always, the best offense is a good defense. Be wary of attachments and install the above application if you want to be really safe. This thing is really bad news. If you want more info about it, here's a video:

Hope this helps.

 

I found a guy on the internet who intentionally picked up this virus and reverse engineered it. He then sent it to the those who were holding his "files" ransom as some kind of tag along on his bitcoin payment. The hilarity ensued, he tweaked cryptolocker to lock their bitcoin wallet. The hackers then sent him all sorts of threatening communication. It was one of the funniest white hat attacks I have seen in a long time. Ill try and find it again and post it on here. But if you do get hit with this, take the earliest instance of system restore you can. Cryptolocker wont always instantly lock up your computer, often times it is tweaked to take effect after X restarts.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
Edmundo Braverman:
Up to now, the hackers have been true to their word and have returned the files once the ransom has been paid.

Really heartwarming to see such honor among thieves...renews my faith in humanity.

Also I just operate under the assumption that everything is some sort of virus, and it's up to the sender or source to prove to me otherwise. Guilty until proven innocent.

 

Hey @"Edmundo Braverman"

For someone who really doesnt want to pay $100 (or whatever it is) per year for Norton or McAffee, how would you recommend that the average person protect themselves with an anti-virus?

I've tried a few different things, most of which have given me some sort of headache. Now that I may be using my home computer a little bit more I wanted to have at least some average level of security.

twitter: @CorpFin_Guy
 
accountingbyday:

For someone who really doesnt want to pay $100 (or whatever it is) per year for Norton or McAffee, how would you recommend that the average person protect themselves with an anti-virus?

Honestly just be careful what you click on, and don't open any files unless you're sure what they are, especially obviously executable files. Also get Malwarebytes and run that like once a week to give your system a good cleaning. Will at least get rid of any trojans.
 

This has pretty much been my strategy. Since I'm not out there downloading much of anything it has worked relatively well thus far, but I'm getting a whole new office setup and am hoping to get a little side business going, so I'm willing to pay a little for protection if it helps.

twitter: @CorpFin_Guy
 

Unplug your computer from the internet, paint it a nice 70s green color and use it as a side table.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
yeahright:

Best defense: Buy an Apple

That's actually a false hope, there are versions of cryptolocker that work on Mac.
Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Going by the guise that females are completely clueless, I had a friend that I went to school with who managed to get a virus on her Mac... 3 different times!!! After the third time I told her to never touch a computer again.

I've never seen any group of people mess up computers more than females.

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