Fake Hedge Fund

So I was at yet another hedge fund hype-up in Manhattan. And one of the people caught my attention, a young man by the name of Prescott Hahn, a 27-year-old hedge fund manager.. I found him to be suspicious, as soon as he showed me his business card, it said "Prescott Hahn, Hedge Fund Manager. The other hedge fund managers I spoke with all had cards along this line "XXX XXX, Director of XXX, ". So this is obviously an incompetent hedge fund manager, who shouldn't be trusted with investor's money, or he is a fraud. Also, I had the unfortunate task of speaking to him. I asked him of what he thought of the "Black–Scholes model", he replied "I'm a hedge fund manager, not a shoe salesman" (referring to Mr. Scholes, an orthropedic shoe). i fret that he is a bad fraud, and will attempt to scam investors. Who knows what lies this menace to the reputation of us Hedgies will perpetrate next. This is his fund's site, http://kensq.net/. The address that is listed on the website isn't even a hedge fund. HEDGIES BEWARE

Bob Lee, Northwest Integrators LLC

 

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