I love how he still didn't answer it

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Do you guys only exclusively hire from a certain group of banks? 

 

Not exclusively, but the firm generally puts a lot of emphasis on the top school + top banking group (or extremely sweaty group) combination. Less so on school however in recent years.

 
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Don't mind the An1 in the title - forgot the password to ApolloThrowaway so I'm using an old account.

Best year of comp was last year

Worst week of hours was probably last week, worked ~160 hours which isn't bad tbh bc I got 8 hours of sleep

It was well worth the suffering. You feel a kick at the end of the day when the deal is done and you know you pissed off every advisor on planet earth with lowball offers, but you got the good deal. This is what its all about. As for would i do it again - hell fuckin yeah I would. It's why I left, I'm gonna relive my associate stint because they wouldn't promote me to VP.

I've just been jerking off in my parent's basement. McConaughey's character was wrong in WoWS - there's just no time to be doing that stuff on the job. Don't have a gf so when I get tired of this I'll go looking - maybe get married. But, with this amount of money god knows if I even need that anymore. Life is good. 

Edit: Clearly tried too hard on this shitpost. Will do better next time. Great points everyone.

 

Don't mind the An1 in the title - forgot the password to ApolloThrowaway so I'm using an old account.

Best year of comp was last year

Worst week of hours was probably last week, worked ~160 hours which isn't bad tbh bc I got 8 hours of sleep

It was well worth the suffering. You feel a kick at the end of the day when the deal is done and you know you pissed off every advisor on planet earth with lowball offers, but you got the good deal. This is what its all about. As for would i do it again - hell fuckin yeah I would. It's why I left, I'm gonna relive my associate stint because they wouldn't promote me to VP.

I've just been jerking off in my parent's basement. McConaughey's character was wrong in WoWS - there's just no time to be doing that stuff on the job. Don't have a gf so when I get tired of this I'll go looking - maybe get married. But, with this amount of money god knows if I even need that anymore. Life is good. 

I've heard and read stories about the work and life about Apollo.  This cements my interests in working for the firm one day.  Is there a pathway for someone who plans to enter Big4 to Apollo?

 

What were your relationships with your colleagues and managers like, and what are they like now? Is the culture of mentorship proudly touted by Apollo genuine or is the firm more keen in viewing associates as expendable resources?

 

What was your relationship with your s/o while at Apollo?

 

Did your fellow associates leave for HFs because of comp purposes or an unwillingness to deal with the long hours, culture, etc over a long period of time? Or was it simply a factor of preferring public equity investing as opposed to private investing?

 

Wow you even spoke for me!?!? I guess if you lower your burden of proof enough to make completely unsupported claims in reaction to a harmless joke, then that makes accusing others OK (to use your writing style).

Go to the gym. You’ll be happier. Once you mature or get enough action, you may come to the realization that everyone gets old and personality should be #1 criteria. 
 

Nice try destroying the patriarchy though!

 

It’s not that deep. What insight are you going to share with us? Will you tell us the comp is as good as they say? Or perhaps that it was a grind but you learned so much? Is it obvious that some of us are numb to the “clout chase” and have realized life is about more than bps in carry?

Can’t wait to read these responses. I expect they’ll share a new perspective on getting destroyed for some good dollars at a young age

Nicolas
 

Is the ex-Apollo associate in the room with us now? 

 

What are the personalities of the people in your group?

 

Just saw this thread... I like the idea of AMA style discussions, and the potential for sharing key insight. I might consider doing likewise. 

Investor (30+ years); IB/RE/PE/Corp (MD level); currently, head of boutique private equity firm; principal of family office.
 

Not all OF girls are making those amounts. A lot of those idiots on insta and tiktok are just inflating their numbers, majority make average income.

Some true idiots are indeed clearing a lot, but that’s life. And their income production is going to drastically reduce as they age, whereas in finance, you can continue on till decades.

 

its great that the most popular thread this week is because of an individual who claims to have worked in a highly desired role has pledged to dedicate their time to help out fellow monkeys, but because he is not answering questions, maybe this is true gatekeeping

 

I don't get the link between your GIF and the content of your comment but I like it so SB'd

 

Can you tell what work goes in the risk department say for an intern. Also how easy is it to switch from some other department say risk or Global Insurance to PE? Is it better to switch within the firm or better to switch to a different firm altogether.

 

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