F*@$ing Rad TR Commercials

Has anyone seen these new Thomson Reuters commercials? I think they're slick as fuck & get the whole "finance" thing wrapped in a 30 sec slot. They're all pretty BSD except the chick although she is pretty hot. Plus everyone knows chicks can't be traders, week arms.

 

God I miss the old days.

If these commercials were made 20 years ago, you wouldn't have seen computer screens everywhere. You'd have seen a disheveled overweight trader with his sleeves rolled up to his elbows screaming into a phone (cords and all) while his Taco Bell Burrito Supreme leaked grease all over his tie.

Fucking nerds these days.

 
Brian Fantana:
mr1234:
those were actually pretty gay. thats not how people in finance talk or act.
mr1234:
hahah wow that french guy is a fag.

A little homophobic today?

i dont have a problem with homos, but those vids were epically gay.

--- man made the money, money never made the man
 

Only 3 screens? Psssssh.

Jack: They’re all former investment bankers who were laid off from that economic crisis that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have zero real world skills, but God they work hard. -30 Rock
 

Also Charles Russell the "Commodities Trader" walks into "Work" at the apartments I lived while temporarily in NYC haha.

Jack: They’re all former investment bankers who were laid off from that economic crisis that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have zero real world skills, but God they work hard. -30 Rock
 

Notice how they don't have Bloomberg keyboards..I guess Reuters didn't want to give free advertising.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

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