What is the Point

Im a super target sophomore (Harvard,Yale,Wharton) Ive been recruiting my ass off since freshman year my daddy even gave me a "internship" at a BB in highschool (I just watched movies like wolf of Wall Street in the office) and I genuinely think I won't place. I wake up today to see some Fucking thread about "ASU Becoming Semi Target" I read though the thread and comments, nothing especially pisses me off its a group of kids in some program getting top placements which is impressive for some non target chumps. Then I see "Some of them are going to MUFG also… kinda crazy" with three bananas. These are the kids I lost my super too? THESE NON TARGET ARIZONA LOSERS??? I WORKED HARD TO GET WHERE I AM AND MY RESUME SHOULD AUTOMATICALLY PLACE ME AT GOLDMAN. The way they just nonchalantly commented "MUFG also...Kinda crazy" like it was just an aside, an addition to that horrendous thread. It eats at me every moment, I already told everyone In my class that I had for sure secured MUFG and now they're going to know I lost to some ASU nobodies. what do I do I can't show my face anywhere all I see is that stupid catchphrase bouncing throughout my head "#1 in innovation", "#1 in innovation" , "#1 in innovation"  WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN.

 

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