Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+73 Further reading https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome   IBERST
+73 if you gotta ask for dating advice on WSO your already lost Corporate Monke
+72 This comment tells me you’re exactly the kind of person I would prank call stockbroker27
+72 Why did bro get barraged with MS lmao Update: I have decided to also MS bro. Why? Well why not? Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+72 I work in infra PE, have done so for several years and background was in generalist M&A/ECM. Pepper Jack
+71 BogotaLineman
+70 Found the undercover consultant TargetToNonTarget
+70 If he looked like Ryan Gosling the response from OP would be "OMG, this MD asked me out.  Look how cute/awkward he is lol.   should I say yes" Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+70 Does anyone on here play in the NBA / NFL and if so what are the hours, WLB, and culture like? Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+70 Financial Technology Partners (140k base) RB2000
+69 If yall are losing that much weight shooting around emails it sounds like it was some good weight to lose fatsos. lost@cause
+69 I think you just work under unreasonable morons with sticks lodged up their behinds. It's their job to catch mistakes in drafts after all. Analyst 2 in IB - CB
+69 George_Banker Guy had in his hobbies that he was into esports and gave his CSGO K/D ratio unfathomably based, especially if above 2 kindheartedconsultant
+68 Oil & Gas PE focussed on continued fossil fuel exploration and production or L/S HF analyst focussed on shorting emerging clean tech companies monkey0114
+68 Do you ride in cars ever? Ever flown on a plane? Ever heat your house with natural gas? Anything plastic products you own? VP in IB - Cov
+68 I sort of agree with this. Works at Citic Securities International （中信证卷）
+68 I would say there's probably going to be pangs of golden handcuffs that you'll deal with for a long while (but eventually you'll realise in a gut-feel sort of way the "wisdom" people spout about wealth not being end-all as setarcos
+68 Goldman can have a CEO who fails in multiple areas and is distracted by his side DJ gig, will layoff juniors by revoking key card access in the lobby, underpays said juniors vs street and yet all these prospects still simp VP in IB - Gen
+67 I think your expectations - as an experienced employee - are not commensurate with the skillset of a first year that’s only a few months into the job. You should adjust your expectations. WagyuSteak
+67 I know for a fact I was an upper-middle ish bucket analyst based on backchannel info from roundtables, and I got $35K as an AN2 in a good group that keeps M&A entirely in-house. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+67 Good morning, my name is Emily Flitter and I'm a New York Times reporter writing about this matter. Please get in touch. emilyflitter
+67 Make it "straight white / Asian males who invest" Prospect in VC
+67 Echo these guys. As a fellow gen Z I know all too well the pain of being told your whole life that you’re special only to find out that you’re really not - or at least, not yet. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+66 Stacy? God's Sanest Cokehead
+66 don't get confused, he was cool because he scrubbed his dick over your face while sleeping  there's no free meal my friend Restless
+66 Because who gives a shit about what academics have to say Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+65 Ok AGNRX1188
+65 I don’t know how to put this lightly… your colleague has autism. God's Sanest Cokehead
+65 go to stern man, uchicago is a leagues better school but from the sounds of your post you could risk getting cooked academically. HoodDistressed
+65 Fuck you, of course we should get to know what firm this is so we can avoid it? What is wrong with you? Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+65 What you have to understand is that this is actually the same person, just looked at from a cross-section of time.  kellycriterion
+65 Idk if anything will ever top “you’re the one fucking this cat, I’m just holding the tail.” VP in PE - LBOs
+65 Get a hobby. You’re just experiencing a void because you don’t work all day. Fill it with more interesting and fulfilling things Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+65 You’d rather continue working than live life? Take a step back. You have fully adopted the persona of a corporate drone. You are living to work, not working to live. Blue9
+64 Convinced that the WSO bot is actually just Patrick writing every response yeah, that would be a good use of my time lol WallStreetOasis.com
+64 The repercussions of aggressive diversity recruiting is finally in full-effect. Investment Analyst in IB-M&A
+64 Back office always have the most fire LinkedIn headlines ”Analyst at Goldman Sachs | Global Investment Banking Firm | Ex-GS Applicant | Future-Politician | Current-Goldman Sachs, & Co” Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+63 Lots of war stories and blowout closing dinners and such, but man, fondest memories are being in the trenches with my analyst class. rabbit
+63 Can tell you have more estrogen than testosterone simply by asking that question… secretagent3
+63 Least obvious Jefferies employee lamestreetcapital
+62 Make sure to save those pants and gift them at the end of your internship to your MD. Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
+62 Top bucket for first two analyst years and then mid bucket and then bottom bucket. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+62 A 7th year VP. He was so understaffed his main task seemed to be logging analysts bowel movement KPIs in the office bathroom.    Needless to say, he got “slowly pushed out” Associate 1 in PE - Growth
+62 One of my best girl friends growing up in Jersey had a dad who was a big-time MD. She was awesome but a total slut, which is why all us guys loved her. So fun to be around. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+62 kindheartedconsultant
+62 You must have grown up with a silver spoon the size of a ladle if $200k at 24 isn’t impressive to anyone you know  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+62 Two types of people in finance, loud race cars or optimized trash cans ontarioan57
+62 The point is that the sprint to traditional success is also a path to accelerated spiritual death - so the grass is not greener. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+62 You gotta get it back in blood and be a rainmaker MD now Intern in IB - Restr
+62 Sorry about the Whata rejection Teller in IB - Cov
+61 Lollll I misread this title as one of those "Ranking IBs by prestige if they were women" threads and I came here just to say that Keybanc is a butchy midwest dyke that wears jean overalls but it really nice and understands Associate 1 in PE - Growth
+61 We need more posts like this instead of ranking banks. Following Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+61 bro really just gave advice to an MD as a college student Intern in IB-M&A
+61 Cringe. Money+Prestige>>>> healthy family life. financeguy216
+61 What would be "optimal" is to: Keep going and trying to lateral rather than quitting outright in this market. VP in PE - LBOs
+61 “Hey (first name), Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
+60 that's what going to an ivy is like too man…its just the way the world is now. it's cuz of all the lib diversity/ESG/political correctness. Intern in IB - Cov
+60 I ms’d your post because you made a passive aggressive response to a perfectly valid critique of IB. Analyst 2 in IB - CB
+60 That’s like saying Guatemala makes fun of Honduras and El Salvador. Associate 1 in PE - Other
+60 Credit Suisse - JFK banker5454
+60 Women biologically have the child bearing role.  You're up against nature when you complain about female participation and opportunity in the workforce.  Combine that with an industry that hews to traditional hierarchical Pussy galore
+59 Five’s a nightmare. Can’t retire, not worth it to work. Five will drive you un poco loco, my fine feathered friend. Poorest rich person in America, the world’s tallest dwarf, the weakest strong man at the circus. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+59 Congrats on Federal Prison  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+59 Censorship on overwhelming support is crazy. Investment Analyst in PropTrad
+59 The guy who posted the strike thread has a bunch of UBS posts, so I don’t know if it was initially LowCaliberTalent
+58 Drink seekinthealpha1
+58 DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYONE ELSE WHO'S TELLING YOU "ITS OKAY TO NOT BREAK IN, THERE'S OTHER THINGS ETC ETC."  Intern in IB-M&A
+58 Talking down to experienced operators because you think you know more than them  Director in CorpStrat
+58 Vodka on rocks is beyond menacing. That has to be an HR violation. Intern in IB-M&A
+58 1. Don't ask for work, as mentioned above. Take any downtime you can get Pepperoni Toni
+58 Go to central park and sit on the grass for an hour or so. Off your phone, just look around at the trees and water and the sky.  leveredlarry
+58 Its a personal choice you have to make. Read a lot about both styles of investing and see what you think you'll like best + sector specialist etc vs generalist etc. EinnUlfr
+58 I don't spell it I just drink it  BazingaDinga
+58 This is why I’ll take a scrappy non-target kid over some Umich schmuck every day of the week Analyst 1 in IB - DCM
+57 My brother you are an intern your career is not even priced in yet. Analyst 3+ in HF - EquityHedge
+57 Least-obvious ND alum on this site Intern in HF - Other
+57 Alright I'll try here. Mainly because I was you. I was the guy who wouldn't apply to top universities because I thought I wouldn't get in. Would apply to less competitive roles like MO and BO to hedge my bets. Count WACCula
+56 Don’t you have hobbies or something? How the fuck are we supposed to know what you like to do? Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+56 Hell yeah! Investment Analyst in HF - Other
+56 2. Don't wait. Nothing wrong with looking around.  Constantly looking to lateral fr Prospect in IB - Gen
+56 True, but image how the folks in the middle and back office at GS must feel when their own HR prioritised D&I above competencies, neglecting the safest and least risky truth of promoting sb within and as we know there UlterMonkeyMD
+56 Given the test is only 90 minutes, it will likely be a pretty straightforward linking of the statements and calculating a MOIC and IRR. [email protected]
+56 These firms are getting some absolute losers Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+56 Good thing we know you're interning at a MF, answer would have totally been different if you were at a MM k1k10
+55 That's what you get for hiring a Redditor from Big 4 Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+55 People on this forum would rather be a 2 and out in PE that ends up in corp dev than a IB rainmaker who makes $15mm a year just because “they’re their clients’ bitch”. Idiot gents
+55 You shouldn't touch anyone without consent Research Associate in ER
+55 Great story. Thank you for sharing Analyst 2 in IB - CB
+55 All good questions and clearly you're thinking about it the right way.  I actually spent my analyst years in a yurt on sheep's meadow so I can personally tell you that it is doable.  It was tough adjusting to the small spa CharlesCheese
+55 Im.a vet in banking and this is spot on.  You do sometimes work 100 hour weeks in thr military (combat or during combat simulation training).  Guess who also stays up with the juniors...the officers and leaders.  It's comp Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+54 I love this so much, I wish I worked with him Works at Morgan Stanley
+54 I want her to be absolutely retarded. Completely dependent on me. Borderline can’t feed herself. Then you can manipulate her into never leaving. She’ll do anything for you. Slowly erode her understanding of the world. Analyst 2 in PE - Other
+54 lmao a simple scan of MS's linkedin filtered for menlo park and investment banking proves that >2/3 of the team wouldn't even count as diversity, and that's only if you count every single woman as diversity. Manager in CorpStrat
+54 Holy nerd Teller in IB - Cov
+54 Tell me you’re selling an audax portco without telling me you’re selling an audax portco  Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+54 . VP in IB - Cov
+54 This guy is clearly a ubs/cs junior LowCaliberTalent
+54 you have some horrible taste in hip hop bro Assistant in Non-profit
+54 Associate 1 in PE - Other
+53 many similar threads on wso - assuming this isn't a troll, i'll bite. can't speak for others, but my reasoning below - everyone's utility curve is different. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs